Girls don’t like boys girls like fanfiction, food, middle aged celebrities, and television.
(via the-opinionated)
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step one: take out homework
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step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
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Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
If vegetable-oil came from vegetables, and olive-oil came from olives..
Where did baby-oil come from?
(Source: paattereck, via v0gue-and-hipb0nes)
When someone asks what you and your best friend are talking about…
(Source: sa5mmie, via chocolatepearls)
