April 2012
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
—Eleanor Roosevelt
- step one: take out homework
- step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
“I don’t believe in failure, because simply by saying you’ve failed, you’ve admitted you attempted. And anyone who attempts is not a failure. Those who truly fail in my eyes are the ones who never try at all. The ones who sit on the couch and whine and moan and wait for the world to change for them.”
—Sarah Dessen (via selfinspiration)
- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Girls don’t like boys girls like fanfiction, food, middle aged celebrities, and television.
If vegetable-oil came from vegetables, and olive-oil came from olives..
Where did baby-oil come from?
“I don’t believe that old cliché that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can’t sit still.”
—Ashton Kutcher
